Look around you. Open your eyes. Exercise those olfactory senses. Heck, open your desk drawer. You'll see. The world is awash with bad snacks. The kind that leave you feeling sick about yourself. The kind that leave you feeling hungry again. The leftover donut. The cardboard rice cakes. The cheesy fried chips. All Snackcidents! And the Snackcident Prevention Team (SPT) is here to prevent them.
With a mission to "Stop Bad Snacking," the Emergency Snacking Technicians of the SPT are out there on the streets of America in Snackcident Prevention Vehicles, patrolling for perpetrators, issuing Snackcident Violations, collecting evil snacks and replacing those evil ones with LesserEvil Snacks. Seriously, that's what we do and that's what we love doing.
Be on the lookout because we're out there, watching you snack, hearing you crunch…. and we will find you!
Look around you. Open your eyes. Exercise those olfactory senses. Heck, open your desk drawer. You'll see. The world is awash with bad snacks. The kind that leave you feeling sick about yourself. The kind that leave you feeling hungry again. The leftover donut. The cardboard rice cakes. The cheesy fried chips. All Snackcidents! And the Snackcident Prevention Team (SPT) is here to prevent them.
With a mission to "Stop Bad Snacking," the Emergency Snacking Technicians of the SPT are out there on the streets of America in Snackcident Prevention Vehicles, patrolling for perpetrators, issuing Snackcident Violations, collecting evil snacks and replacing those evil ones with LesserEvil Snacks. Seriously, that's what we do and that's what we love doing.