Hey you… yeah, you! Put down that bag of fried potato chips you just opened! Relinquish the donut you're eating at your desk!
Yeah, that's right… we see you. And we've seen plenty like you, you Snackcident Perpetrator. It's OK, though, because there's a place for you to go for your Snackcident problem: The Snackcident Files (www.snackcident.com).
If you or someone you know commits a Snackcident, let us know about it by submitting a picture, video, poem and/or tirade to the website. Even a haiku will do. We can help. And together we can Prevent Snackcidents… like this one:
What is a Snackcident anyways? Glad you asked…
Snack • ci • dent[snak' si-dent]
n.
1. The consumption of a snack that leaves you unsatisfied and/or remorseful
2. An infringement on the LesserEvil mission to STOP BAD SNACKING
3. Losing your bag of Krinkle Sticks (see also: tragedy)
